February 2012
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drewxor replied to your post: I just lost my shit
I think you mean you lost your hotdogs
I just lost my shit
I watched a man put like 6 or 7 hot dogs in his anus and then proceed to let them flop out, one by one.
Kevin was not impressed by my ridiculous laughing.
You wanna talk beauty?
Gaze upon this lovely vision.
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fabulous-sarcastic-bastard replied to your post: fabulous-sarcastic-bastard replied to your post:…
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I love this movie but it makes me so upset.
First of all, the woman who curses the girl is just a plain old bitch. You can’t curse a nice woman just because the bank can’t give you another extension. Let’s be reasonable here. You’re taking your anger out on an innocent, that’s just rude. Second of all, little animals being killed always makes me sad, even if it was a cat. I mean they’re so cute for...
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fabulous-sarcastic-bastard replied to your post: New life goal:
you are bb cakez. But if I reblogged that many photos of you it would be stalker-ish :P
Ok I thought we were going to be honest boyfriends, here. It’s kind of offensive that you’d lie to me so blatantly as to call me hotter than Josh Hutcherson because that’s just plain old not true.
I mean come on.
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apolloreincarnated replied to your post: New life goal:
Do I sense some jealousy??? =o
New life goal:
Become sexier than Josh Hutcherson.
I think I can do it in a year or two.
Watch me.
apolloreincarnated:
qurlniqua:
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conversationparade:
This gif is now my life.
Anonymous asked: I'm bored. Sorry. :( I'll stop. :3
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Anonymous asked: Are you attracted to spades ?
Anonymous asked: Have you ever had sex with your boyfriend while reading a book ?
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apolloreincarnated replied to your post: thesedaysroll replied to your photo: Are these…
EW GOOD FOR YOU FOR NOT SHOPPING AT THE HOMOPHOBIC BASTARD STORE!
I know right?! I mean i’ve given in like twice since I told myself i’d stop a few years ago, but that’s to be expected. As long as all my shopping isn’t going on there anymore i’m happy. Because honestly...
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fabulous-sarcastic-bastard replied to your post: apolloreincarnated replied to your post:…
fuck all y’all. Just cause I do straight boy so well and know how to dress in mens clothin.
HA. But those shoes were classic men’s clothin’!
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thesedaysroll replied to your photo: Are these cute? I’m giving men’s shoe hunting one…
No. Here. These. urbanoutfitters.com/urb…
Those are really cute, but I avoid shopping at Urban Outfitters. Plus they’re too pricey.
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apolloreincarnated replied to your post: fabulous-sarcastic-bastard replied to your photo:…
Clearly your boyfriend isn’t as fabaliss. Dump him nao 0=]
Obvi.
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fabulous-sarcastic-bastard replied to your photo: Are these cute? I’m giving men’s shoe hunting one…
no -.-
Jon and Izzy were all over them so why don’t you like them?!
I am so bored by "men's" shoes these days
I mean yeah, practically, I would wear primarily “men’s” shoes on a day to day basis especially when i’m sure that working in “women’s” shoes would not be looked upon kindly by GameStop.
But the only sexy men’s shoes i’ve seen lately were at H&M and were $60 boots. So now the only fun time I have looking for shoes are for women’s....
I have so many random gift cards.
$14 to H&M
$25 to Zappos.com
$10 or so to the Apple store
And some random amount on a Fred Meyer card that’s at my house.
I should really put those to use. I can use the H&M card easy for a shirt or something but the Zappos.com one is hard to use since everything there is so expensive.
I WILL NOT BE BESTED BY THESE CARDS. THEY WILL SEE USE GODDAMMIT.
Timothy Olyphant is so perfect.
He can play a villain just as excellently as he can play the good guy.
Plus he’s fine as hell.
Shit.
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I'm coming out as a homophobe. Gay people just...
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needleinmyheart:
Whenever I see gay people I just feel like I’m going to vomit. I feel like the media is constantly assaulting us with gay imagery, as if people want children to grow up being fucking perverted. Glee for example, I’m totally appalled by the fact that this programme is even broadcast. Those two queers (Blaine and Kurt I believe?)...
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So excited for the impending Beetlejuice sequel.
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rykogaska replied to your post: I hate that the only cousins who are close in age…
All of my cousins are in Colorado, too! :(
:( Mega twinsies
shanephotosvein replied to your post: I wish I knew what it was like to truly enjoy fruits and veggies.
someone has to make them right =D
Haha no, i’m allergic.
I hate that the only cousins who are close in age and maturity to me live in Colorado and I haven’t seen them in about 3 years.
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drewxor replied to your post: I wish I knew what it was like to truly enjoy fruits and veggies.
You’re allergies are the greatest argument against evolution I’ve ever heard